How To Be Me In The Morning...

Here are a few steps of what you should do in the morning from the time you wake up to when you arrive at school.

1. Get woke up by step dad, usually fall asleep for 10 minutes then have to be woke up again.
2. Light the fire, only if mum hasn't already beat you to it.
3. Have a quick 10 minute shower then spend 10 minutes in front of the fire getting dressed.
4. Make lunch (try to do this when no one is looking so you can sneak a sweet treat in there as well)
5. Once bag is fully packed, load about 10kg of Nutella onto one piece of toast.
6. Sit in front of the blazing hot fire until mum yells at you for not being ready for school
7. Protest with mum that your bag is packed and you're ready for the day.
8. Head off down the road and wait 5 minutes for the bus to come screeching round the corner.
9. At the Waimapu Garage swap on to the primary/intermediate bus.
10. Head strait to the back of the small bus and talk to your fellow school mates.
11. Once the bus has come to a complete stop at TIS, exit through the back door.
12. Walk run across the field, because you will usually be late.
13. Walk into class unpack your bag, get your tools of the trade and engage in conversation with your peers.