Events Of My Weekend

On Saturday, I woke up to the thought scoring a hat trick in soccer. I was nervous as it was the first game of the season but I was also excited to kick off the season with an easy game. The referee blew the whistle and we were off. Our team was confident of winning until the opposition scored their first goal and made the score 2-1. Our coach gave us a stern talking to during half time. We had the incentive of seeing our old coach running around Greerton in his undies if we win our games by more than 3 goals. We headed out onto the pitch... By the final 5 minutes we were leading 4-2. We just needed one more goal. I received the ball from half way, chipped it over the first defender, then the second. Once I was in the clear I smashed the ball as hard as I could to the bottom left corner and scored... Our old coach, the referee, stared at me in disbelief. All the parents started laughing...