Jokes

1) Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky! 

2) An American, an Australian and a New Zealander were sentenced to death. The American was brought out first... The firing squad took aim, the American screamed "Flood!" In the confusion he escaped... The New Zealander was brought out next and he decided to liked the idea that the American had and tried it... The firing squad took aim... He shouted "Tsunami!" In the confusion he too made his escape. The Australian was amazed and he too tried the same technique, when the firing squad took aim he screamed "FIRE!"

3) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.